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We have a collection of 2 Good quotes from Demetri Martin

"Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time." (ID 39633)

"I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything." (ID 39761)

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