We have a collection of 3 Good quotes from Mitch Hedberg
"I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality." (ID 39139)
"I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all." (ID 39229)
"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall." (ID 39353)