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We have a collection of 2 Good quotes from Steven Wright

"I intend to live forever. So far, so good." (ID 39169)

"When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'" (ID 39644)

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